Friday, November 30, 2007
AGING BABY BOOMERS
Thursday, November 29, 2007
DIRTY DUATHLON
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
HOLIDAY SHOW
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
CRAVING TO CREATE
Monday, November 26, 2007
MOSAIC WORK
Sunday, November 25, 2007
DOODLING AND DRAWING
Saturday, November 24, 2007
A PIGGY SMILE
Friday, November 23, 2007
WOMEN OVER 40
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
NATIONAL DOG SHOW
Thursday, November 22, 2007 12-2 pm ET NATIONAL PURINA DOG SHOW
Celebrate the "Best In Show" with "The National Dog Show Presented By Purina" --- John O' Hurley returns as host of "The National Dog Show Presented By Purina," a purebred canine competition that is part of the Kennel Club of Philadelphia's annual dog show. The show -- one of the oldest and most prestigious sporting events in North America -- is one of only six remaining "benched" dog shows where the public can interact with the show dogs. With expert commentary from David Frei, "the dean" of dog show commentators, the show is expected to feature more than 2,000 of the nation's leading canines in a wide array of more than 150 breeds and varieties, all vying for "Best in Show" honors. "The National Dog Show Presented by Purina" is a property of NBC and Carson International of Ketchum, Idaho.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
FOOD POISONING
Monday, November 19, 2007
THANKSGIVING TURKEY SONG
Sunday, November 18, 2007
BANJO PICKER
Saturday, November 17, 2007
YIDDISH WITH DICK AND JANE
The Yiddish Language
Some of my earliest memories as a child was hearing Yiddish spoken in our house. When my grandparents would come over and they didn't want us to understand what they were telling our parents, they would speak in Yiddish. Over the years we would finally pick up some of the words and expressions. Now it seems that even some of my gentile friends are picking up some of my Yiddish expressions. Yiddish was at one time the international language of Ashkenazic Jews (the Jews of Central and Eastern Europe and their descendants). That is where my ancestors came from.
Here is a list of English words of Yiddish origin. See how many you are probably familiar with:
- bagel : a ring-shaped bread roll made by boiling then baking the dough
- blintz : a sweet cheese-filled crepe
- bris : the circumcision of a male child.
- boychik : boy, young man.
- bubkes (also spelled "bupkis") : emphatically nothing, as in He isn't worth bubkes
- chutzpah : guts, daring, audacity, effrontery
- dreck : (vulgar) worthless material, especially merchandise; "crap"
- dybbuk : the malevolent spirit of a dead person which enters and controls a living body until exorcised
- fleishig : made with meat (Yiddish fleyshik 'meaty', from fleysh 'meat',
- ganef or gonif : thief, scoundrel, rascal
- gelt : money; chocolate coins eaten on Hanukkah
- glitch : a minor malfunction
- golem : a man-made humanoid; an android, Frankenstein monster
- goy : a gentile, someone not of the Jewish faith or people
- haimish (also heimish) : home-like, friendly, folksy
- kibitz : to offer unwanted advice, e.g. to someone playing cards; to converse idly, hence a kibbitzer, gossip
- klutz : clumsy person
- kosher : conforming to Jewish dietary laws; (slang) appropriate, legitimate
- kvell : feel delighted and proud
- kvetch : to complain habitually, gripe; as a noun, a person who always complains
- latke : potato pancake, especially during Hanukkah
- Litvak : a Lithuanian Jew
- lox : smoked salmon
- macher : big shot, important person
- mamzer : bastard
- maven : expert
- mazel : luck
- Mazel tov : congratulations!
- megillah : a tediously detailed discourse
- mensch : an upright man; a decent human being
- meshuga, also meshugge, meshugah, meshuggah: crazy
- meshugas : madness, nonsense, irrational idiosyncrasy
- meshuggener : a crazy person
- milchig : made with milk
- minyan : the quorum of ten adult (i.e., 13 or older) Jews who are necessary for the holding of a public worship
- mishpocha : extended family
- naches : feeling of pride in 1: the achievements of one's children; 2. one's own doing good by helping someone or some organization
- narrischkeit : foolishness, nonsense
- nebbish : an insignificant, pitiful person; a nonentity
- noodge : to pester, nag, whine; as a noun, a pest or whiner (from Yiddish × ×•×“×™×¢×Ÿ nudyen, from Polish or Russian) (OED)
- nosh : snack (noun or verb)
- nu : multipurpose interjection often analogous to "well?" or "so?"
- nudnik : a pest, "pain in the neck"; a bore
- oy : interjection of surprise, dismay, or grief
- oy vey : interjection of grief, pain, or horror
- pareve : containing neither meat nor dairy products
- pisher : a nobody, an inexperienced person
- potch : slap, smack
- plotz : to burst, as from strong emotion
- putz : an idiot, a jerk; a penis
- schlemiel : an inept clumsy person; a bungler; a dolt
- schlep : to drag or haul (an object); to make a tedious journey
- schlimazel : a chronically unlucky person
- schlock : something cheap, shoddy, or inferior
- schlong : (vulgar) penis
- schlub: a clumsy, stupid, or unattractive person
- schmaltz : melted chicken fat; excessive sentimentality
- schmatte : a rag
- schmeer also schmear : noun or verb: spread (e.g., cream cheese on a bagel); bribe
- schmendrik : a foolish or contemptible person (from a character in an operetta by
- schmo : a stupid person. (an alteration of schmuck; see below)
- schmooze : to converse informally, make small talk or chat
- schmuck : a contemptible or foolish person; a jerk; literally means 'penis'
- schmutter : clothing; rubbish
- schmutz - dirt
- schnook : an easily imposed-upon or cheated person, a pitifully meek person, a particularly gullible person
- schnorrer : beggar
- schnoz or schnozz also schnozzle : a nose, especially a large nose (perhaps from
- schvartze : term used to denote black people; can be used derogatorily.
- Shabbos or Shabbes : Shabbat
- shammes or shamash: the beadle or sexton of a synagogue; also, the 9th candle of the Hanukkah menorah, used to light the others
- shamus: a detective (possibly from shammes, or possibly from the Irish name Seamus)
- shegetz : (derogatory) a young non-Jewish male
- shemozzle (slang) quarrel, brawl
- shicker or shickered : drunk (adjective or noun)
- shiksa : (often derogatory) a young non-Jewish woman
- shtetl : a small town with a large Jewish population in pre-Holocaust Eastern Europe
- shtick : comic theme; a defining habit or distinguishing feature
- spiel : a sales pitch or speech intended to persuade
- tchotchke: knickknack, trinket, curio
- tref or trayf or traif : not kosher
- tsimmes : a sweet stew of vegetables and fruit; a fuss, a confused affair, a to-do
- tsuris : troubles
- tuchus : buttocks, rear end 'underneath')
- tummler : an entertainer or master of ceremonies, especially one who encourages audience interaction
- tush : butt, rear end
- yarmulke : round cloth skullcap worn by observant Jews
- Yekke : (mildly derogatory) a German Jew
- yenta : a talkative woman; a gossip; a scold
- Yiddish : the Yiddish language
- yontef also yom tov : a Jewish holiday on which work is forbidden, eg. Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Pesach (
- yutz: a stupid, clueless person
- zaftig : plump, chubby, full-figured, as a woman
Friday, November 16, 2007
HAPPY DISNEYLAND
Thursday, November 15, 2007
THE COLD- HARD FACTS
Most are taken to the shelter by their owners.
Killing our pets is not the solution to overpopulation.
The single largest cause of death for cats and dogs in America is euthanasia (humane death).
15 million animals per year are killed in pounds and shelters. (41,000 per day; 1,700 per hour; 28 per minute.)
Thousands of pets never make it to shelters. They die slowly, unknown and unseen, from starvation, disease and other torturous ends.
Only 12 to 18 percent of pets are adopted from shelters or animal control facilities.
Over 70,000 puppies and kittens are born each day. (3,000 each hour; 50 each minute.) p> In four years, one cat and her offspring can produce 20,736 kittens.
In seven years, one dog and her offspring can produce 4,372 puppies.
25 to 35% of animals surrendered to shelters are purebreds.
Spaying of female pets reduces the risk of mammary cancer and uterine infections.
Neutered male pets fight less and don't roam as much. The risk of prostate cancer is reduced.
Spaying and neutering does not cause pets to become fat and lazy.
ZOEY CAESAR
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
SNAKES ALIVE!!!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
NOT A BORING NAME IN THE BUNCH
- Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
- Apple. (daughter) Parent: Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Also: Moses (son)
- Astrella Celeste. Parent: Donovan
- Atherton Grace. Parent: Don Johnson
- Atlanta. Parent: Tony Mortimer (from East 17) And also John Taylor (Duran Duran)
- Avalon. Parent: Mike Kroeger (from Nickelback)
- Alchamy. Parent: Jane Pollack
- Aurelius Cy. Parent: Elle Macpherson
- Bamboo. Parent: Big Boi (from Outkast)
- Banjo. Parent: Rachel Griffiths
- Beckett. Parent: Melissa Ethridge
- Bijou. Parent: John Phillips
- Blossom. Parent: Lil Mo (from Eastenders)
- Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
- Bogart Che Peyote (son) Parent: Betty Rainey. Also:
- Rocco Kokopelli (son)
- Bow-Ty. Parent: 50 Cent
- Boston. Parent: Kurt Russel
- Brawley King. Parent: Nick Nolte
- BreAzia Ranee (daughter) Parent: Al Richardson (Basketball player)
- Cairo. Parent: Beverly Peele
- Caledonia. Parent: Shawn Colvin
- Calico. Parent: Alice Cooper
- Camera. Parent: Author Ashe (Tennis Player)
- Cedella. Parent: Bob Marley
- Chanel. Parent: Nelly
- Chesney. Parent: Len Chip Hawkes (from The Tremoles)
- Coco. Parent: Sting
- Coco Riley. Parents: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette
- (Coco may stand for COurteney COx).
- Cruz. Parents: David and Victoria Beckham
- Creason. Parent: Shari Shattuck
- Chorde. Parent: Snoop Doggy Dogg
- Cypress. Parent: Sole
- Clementine. Parent: Cybill Shepherd
- Decker. Parent: Nikki Sixx
- Denim Cole. Parent: Toni Braxton. Also:
- Diezel Ky
- Destry. Parent: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
- Devo. Parent: Maynard James Keenan (from Tool)
- Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones. Parent: David Bowie
- Dusti Raine (daughter) Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice)
- Keelee Breeze (daughter)
- Dweezil. (son) Parent: Frank Zappa. Also:
- Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son)
- Moon Unit (daughter)
- Diva Muffin daughter)
- Essenz Astral. Parent: Michael Schenker and Bella Piper
- Ellery. Parent: Laura Dern
- Eliesse. Parent: Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin
- Fifi Trixibell. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. Also:
- Pixie.
- Peaches.
- Fire. Parent: Steve Vai
- Free (son). Parent: David Carradine and Barbara Hershey
- Freedom. Parent: Steve Miller
- Fuchsia. Parent: Sting
- Gaia Romilly (daughter) parents: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise. Also:
- Thyme (son)
- Iman (daughter)
- God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
- Greer. Parent: Kelsey Grammer
- Gulliver. Parent: Gary Oldman
- Happy. Parent: Macy Gray
- Harlem. Parent: The Game (Jayceon Taylor)
- Heavenly Hiranna Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
- Heaven. Parent: Lil’ Mo
- Hendrix. Parent: Zakk Wylde
- Homer James Jigme (son) Parents: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell
- Hopper. Parent: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
- Ireland. Parent: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
- Indiana August. Parent: Casey Affleck
- Indio. Parent: Robert Downey Jr.
- Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
- (OUCH! This one is extra painful!)
- Jagger. Parent: Scott Stapp (from Creed) And also Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach)
- Jazz Domino. Parent: Joe Strummer
- Jett. Parent: John Travolta and Kelly Preston
- Jaz. Parent: Andre Agassi
- Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
- (Kat-el is Superman’s birthname).
- Kyd Miller. Parent: Tea Leoni and David Duchovny
- Laprincia. Parent: Bobby Brown
- Leelee. Parent: Lindsey Buckingham
- Lennon. Parent: Liam Gallagher
- Liberty. Parent: Ryan Giggs
- London. Parent: Slash Also Sebastian Bach
- Lucky. Parent: Damon Dash
- Lyric Chanel. Parent: Tami Anderson (from The Real World
- Luna Coco. Parent: Frank Lampard
- Loewy. Parent: John Malkovich
- Lark Song. Parent: Mia Farrow
- Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (from U2)
- Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (rapper)
- (If the queen of England every met this child, what would they call each other? And WWJD?)
- Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
- Million. Parent: Mystikal (from No Limit)
- Maddox Chivan Thornton (son). Parent: Angelina Jolie. Also:
- Zahara Marley (daughter)
- Shiloh Nouvel (daughter) (With Brad Pitt)
- Maesa. Parent: Bill Pullman and Tamara Hurwitz
- Navy. Parent: Nivea and Terius Nash
- (We’re waiting for his brothers Airforce and Coast Guard).
- Nico Blue. Parent: Shannon Hoon
- O’shea. Parent: Ice Cube
- O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
- O’shitt. (Sooner or later, some celeb will use this for an unplanned kid).
- Oriole. Parent: Donovan
- Ocean. Parent: Forest Whitaker
- Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
- Persephone. Parent: Suki Mead
- Phoenix Chi. Parent: Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
- Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
- (Gee, how can I really mess up my child without doing anything illegal? GOT IT!)
- Pirate. Parent: Jonathan Davis (from Korn)
- Pixie. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
- Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver. Also:
- Daisy Boo
- Prima Sellechia. Parent: John Tesh
- Puma. (daughter) Parent: Erykah Badu
- Poet Sienna Rose. Parent: Soleil Moon Frye
- Raine. Parent: Bret Michaels
- (Not bad at all. Unless the next ones are named Sleete and Hail Stone)
- Racer. Parent: Robert Rodriguez. Also:
- Rebel.
- Rhiannon.
- Rocket.
- Rogue.
- Ridiculous: What this is becoming.
- Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames. Also:
- Freedom.
- (I would make a joke here but Ving Rhames is a big dude. Great names, sir).
- Rumer. Parent: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Also:
- Tallulah Belle.
- Sage Moonblood. (daughter) Parents: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack. Also:
- Seargeoh (son)
- Scout Larue.
- Rennon. Parent: Griffin O’neal
- Redmond. Parent: Farrah Fawcett
- Ryker. Parent: Forbes Riley
- Saffron Sahara. Parent: Simon Lebon. Also:
- Tallulah Pine.
- Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu
- Sosie Ruth (daughter) Parents: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Also:
- Travis Sedg (son)
- Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
- Sistine Rose. Parent: Sylvester Stallone
- Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
- Sosie. Parent: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
- Sonora Rose. Parent: Alice Cooper
- Satchel. Parent: Spike Lee
- Sonnet. Parent: Forest Whitaker
- Sailor Lee. Parent: Christie Brinkley
- (Well, hello there sailor!)
- Shepherd Kellen. Parent: Jerry Seinfeld
- Storm. Parent: Nikki Sixx
- Suri. Parents: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
- Takoma. Parent: Dmx
- Teddy Jo. (daughter) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp. Also:
- Justice (daughter)
- Hud (son)
- Spec Wildhorse (son)
- Thelonius. Parent: Mitch Forge (the Crash Test Dummies)
- Tiger Lily (daughter) Roger Taylor. Also:
- Lola Daisy (daughter)
- Rufus Tiger (son)
- Tulip. Parent: Tiny Tim
- True. Parent: Forest Whitaker
- Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow
- (”It sure is cloudy today Daddy.” “Don’t worry. The sun will come out, Tu Morrow”).
- Tryumph. Parent: Jayson Williams
- Venetia Ember. Parent: Don Everly
- Waker. Parent: Mike House (Widespread Panic)
- Whizdom. Parent: Jayson Williams
- Willow Camille Reign. Parent: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
- Wolfgang. Parent: Eddie Van Halen Also Perry Farrell
- Xen. Parent: Tisha Campbell-Martin
- Zephyr. Parent: Robby Benson
- Zyon. Parent: Lauren Hall